Today’s Hourly News Report Broken by Landscape Gardening Activity

8am. radio ay-em talk. “hospital waiting list numbers fudged, “rape
“police
“recession confirmed…”
get to work removing the wood from underneath the stairs - digging

9am. radio ay-em talk. “hospital waiting list numbers fudged,
“police man jailed… digging
for the worst fear, etcetera, recession confirmed…”
continue work removing the wood from beneath the stairs

10am. radio ay-em talk – april fools – solutions to hospital fudging
digging
digging
burning shoulders burning brighter, redder, hotter, wetter, sadder

11am. radio ay-em talk. digging “14 year old girl in richmond raped
and raped and hallucinogen
“police man naughty…”
the news the news. and no more removing the wood from the yaawwwnn!

all pm. yet still more (and still more) radio ay-em talk
digging
hallucinogen and the absence of new news
raping and digging and policemen and hospitals fudging and digging and yawn

4pm. radio ay-em talk.
the absence of no new news and no new new news and nothing new
policeman
yawning – digging – burning – boring – how to make fudging and raping - yawning

 

Your Comments

  • You should turn the radio off.
    when I worked at Oddbins, I would listen to far too much talk radio.
    I went stir crazy and it gave me nightmares!

    silence or asian network is best!

  • betty says:

    You should listen to shortwave radio! See Doon’s excellent article. It’s great to have you back on the site Ablett

    x

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Gary AblettBy Gary Ablett
1 April 2009
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