Stage Names for Elvis

Elvis Aaron Presley was born with a perfect name for the cultural icon of legend he became. It's hard to imagine another name behind him, illuminated on the stage. We have made a list of stage names he could have considered.

ELVIS

Angel St. Babe
Hawaii Mike
Hank Silky
Flirto Girtho
Cuffy Collars
Phil Spangle
Ham Manwitch
Brick Pixel
Tyrannosaurus Parsley
Bret A. Manger
Peeroy Gonzales
Porkestra
Wesley Slits
Ricky Pervis
Funky Tony Doglegs
Spanky Eatwell
Razzle "The Muzzle" Pemberton
Bubby Giggles
Lusty Chuck Griddle-pan
Jimbo Slinkly
Prince Cupid
Tipton T. Lipton
Hot "Dean" Hotdog
Al Hairgloss
Wild Jerry Napkins
Aaron-ron-ron-ron
Hunky Spunk Hudson
Big Ron
Push-me Prambles
The Goblin King
White Willy Latté
Bursty McFly
Luther "The Lazer" Lazer
Fonzell Rock
Batch Cassidy
Barney

 

Your Comments

  • RobotDan says:

    Or perhaps that should that read *Strange* Names for Elvis. If you can think up some others, please let me know.

  • Bonnie Doon says:

    Perhaps they are names for a zombie Elvis. If anyone wants to know what a zombie Elvis would be like, I recommend the film Bubba Ho-tep. Excellent, and the title of it is a little like our Elvis names here.

  • Two Shoes says:

    Elvis Aaron Hardon
    President Starsuit
    Flabso McGinty
    Emperor Pelvis
    The Human Pelvis
    The Inhuman Pelvis
    The Inhumane Pelvis
    Pelvatron
    Vegas Sue
    Bulgey Sparkles
    Rock-a-Hula Denzel
    Oopsey Spills
    Suedehead
    El’ ‘Ron (Hubbard)
    The Anteater
    Milksop Wendel
    MC F*ckNuts
    Quiffy ‘O Flannegan
    Pork Sheen
    Hound Dawg Henderson
    Pemberton Dewlap
    Princely Chops
    Number One Loverboy
    Lord Barrington-Swivel

  • RobotDan says:

    Great work 2 shoes. “President Starsuit” is brilliant.

  • Bonnie Doon says:

    Yes, excellent work! When they start cloning the Elvis army I hope they use our names.

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RobotDanBy RobotDan and Bonnie Doon
22 August 2008
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