Stage Names for Elvis
Elvis Aaron Presley was born with a perfect name for the cultural icon of legend he became. It's hard to imagine another name behind him, illuminated on the stage. We have made a list of stage names he could have considered.
Angel St. Babe
Hawaii Mike
Hank Silky
Flirto Girtho
Cuffy Collars
Phil Spangle
Ham Manwitch
Brick Pixel
Tyrannosaurus Parsley
Bret A. Manger
Peeroy Gonzales
Porkestra
Wesley Slits
Ricky Pervis
Funky Tony Doglegs
Spanky Eatwell
Razzle "The Muzzle" Pemberton
Bubby Giggles
Lusty Chuck Griddle-pan
Jimbo Slinkly
Prince Cupid
Tipton T. Lipton
Hot "Dean" Hotdog
Al Hairgloss
Wild Jerry Napkins
Aaron-ron-ron-ron
Hunky Spunk Hudson
Big Ron
Push-me Prambles
The Goblin King
White Willy Latté
Bursty McFly
Luther "The Lazer" Lazer
Fonzell Rock
Batch Cassidy
Barney
Or perhaps that should that read *Strange* Names for Elvis. If you can think up some others, please let me know.
Perhaps they are names for a zombie Elvis. If anyone wants to know what a zombie Elvis would be like, I recommend the film Bubba Ho-tep. Excellent, and the title of it is a little like our Elvis names here.
Elvis Aaron Hardon
President Starsuit
Flabso McGinty
Emperor Pelvis
The Human Pelvis
The Inhuman Pelvis
The Inhumane Pelvis
Pelvatron
Vegas Sue
Bulgey Sparkles
Rock-a-Hula Denzel
Oopsey Spills
Suedehead
El’ ‘Ron (Hubbard)
The Anteater
Milksop Wendel
MC F*ckNuts
Quiffy ‘O Flannegan
Pork Sheen
Hound Dawg Henderson
Pemberton Dewlap
Princely Chops
Number One Loverboy
Lord Barrington-Swivel
Great work 2 shoes. “President Starsuit” is brilliant.
Yes, excellent work! When they start cloning the Elvis army I hope they use our names.