STOCK AND BOUILLON - Detective Inspector John Stock, veteran of Scotland Yard, teams up with Detectif Claude Bouillon of the Parisian constabulary to crack the latest case in a cross-channel crime wave. They trace the sauce of the criminal activity to the Consomee Gang, led by souper-criminal Tony Gazpacho. The cordiality of the entente is strained to breaking point in this gripping new drama.

TOO MANY COOK[E]S SPOIL THE BROTH - the corpses of Peter Cook and Alistair Cooke are exhumed, reanimated with voodoo spells, and set the task of cooking soup for the whole crew. Soundtrack by the resurrected corpse of Sam Cooke.

MARKS AND ENGELS - Friedrich Engels compares the efficacy of various brand name cleaning products at removing unsightly marks from a range of textiles.

MARX AND ANGLES - an investigation into exactly what angles Groucho was playing.

MARX AND SPENCER - the comic dramatisation of the real life misadventures of  loveable upper class buffoon-cum-political and economic theorist Karl Marx and his extremely brainy butler Spencer. Adapted from the classic biography by P.G. Wodehouse.

CEREAL MONOGAMY - an exploration of the lives of the individuals, calling themselves 'flakies', who dedicate their entire lives to just one brand of breakfast cereal. You'd be nuts to miss it.

THE BRITISH AISLES - a quite dreary show taking us around some of the more notable church aisles of the nation.

OKEY COKEY - a hard hitting documentary about cocaine addiction in rural Oklahoma.

MILK, TWO SUGARS - a "what-if" drama, exploring politician and gay rights activist Harvey Milk's relationships with two rich, older men, (his sugar daddies), who also  happen to be champion boxers 'Sugar Ray' Robinson and 'Sugar Ray' Leonard.

HYDE AND SIKH - a televised game of hide and seek in Hyde Park featuring a Sikh, (the seeker), dressed as the nefarious Mr. Hyde of Stevenson's classic novel, and  lots of people who share the surname Hyde, (the hiders), all dressed as Sikhs.

INTOLERABLE FUNK - an insight into the colourful life of the late funk legend, Funky Bunkus, featuring interviews with all surviving members of his band, Cosmic Funk. The documentary focuses on the funk-addled years spent recording the seminal album 'Set Phasers to Funk' at the now legendary Funk Trunk Studios, known to funk fans the world over as the 'Mecca of Funk'. Part two charts Bunkus' descent into funk abuse that brought him to such an untimely, yet extremely funky, demise. Rated F.