Give me more answers!
Here’s the second part of the quiz of life, enjoy:
1. Can a swan break your arm?
2. Did you ever get your head flushed down the loo? or Did you ever flush anyone’s head down the loo? (please describe the experience)
3. Is Mike old?
4. Is there a correlation between penis size and the size of any other part of a man’s body?
5. What would you like to see?
6. What’s the best cocktail you’ve ever had (or made)?
7. Is celery pointless? If no, why?
8. What is your favourite Question?
9. Do blind people have a better sense of smell?
10. Do smelly people have better sight?
1. Can a swan break your arm?
According to my mum they can kill a child, so I have always had ‘the fear’ when around swans.
2. Did you ever get your head flushed down the loo? or Did you ever flush anyone’s head down the loo? (please describe the experience)
This has never happened to me, but now i quite want to try putting my own head down the toilet to see what is feels like. Im sure its refreshing.
3. Is Mike old?
Mike is old, but sprightly like a fairy on speed.
4. Is there a correlation between penis size and the size of any other part of a man’s body?
my feet are big, my hands are big but my ears are small, i think it means i don’t have a penis.
5. What would you like to see?
I would like to see some big mountains and a really fat squirrel
6. What’s the best cocktail you’ve ever had (or made)?
I think the best cocktail i have had is a Singapore Sling at the Dragon Bar in Canterbury, they were strong and delicious
7. Is celery pointless? If no, why?
Celery salt, thats good isn’t it. good with quails egg i think?! I like celery in my bloody marys!
8. What is your favourite Question?
Question 10
9. Do blind people have a better sense of smell?
Nah, blind people only eat junk food.
10. Do smelly people have better sight?
I reckon they do, people who spend too much time tarting themselves up have to squint to look sexy, where as smelly people are sexy people.
1. Can a swan break your arm?
A swan could probably break my weedy little arm but not Arnie’s arm.
2. Did you ever get your head flushed down the loo? or Did you ever flush anyone’s head down the loo?
(please describe the experience)
I flush my own head down the loo every morning just to know that I am alive. I have never flushed anyone else’s head down the loo but am willing to try, any volunteers?
3. Is Mike old?
No
4. Is there a correlation between penis size and the size of any other part of a man’s body?
I would say no but probably need to see more penis’s to be sure.
5. What would you like to see?
Lots of friendly people in friendly places.
6. What’s the best cocktail you’ve ever had (or made)?
Straberry daquri (dunno if that’s the right spelling?)
7. Is celery pointless? If no, why?
Celery is here to stay, get used to it.
8. What is your favourite Question?
Do you have any ID? it makes me feel very young and nervous.
9. Do blind people have a better sense of smell?
I heard that blind people can smell a guide dog from up to 15 miles away.
10. Do smelly people have better sight?
My eyesight varies depending on how much I smell, my eyesight is usually quite bad and I am quite smelly so I would say no.
1. Well so They say. It could probably hiss at me and make me fall off a pier onto a boulder, thus breaking my arm. Swans are pests, it was a mistake to make them King of the Birds.
2. Three fish heads, intact with dead bodies.
3. Old as spice.
4. Large intestine = small penis.
5. A really beautiful muscly man with a shaved head scaling a building for the public good using super-human powers of the urban underworld.
6. White Russian: Anywhere that’ll have me. I could die of cream.
7. Apparently it uses up more calories then it gives you. So nutritionally USELESS; amazing for dieters.
8.’Glass of wine?’
9. They can only smell penis.
10. I bet Liono stank.
1. Can a swan break your arm?
My arm, yes. Your arm, not sure.
2. Did you ever get your head flushed down the loo? or Did you ever flush anyone’s head down the loo? (please describe the experience)
No.
3. Is Mike old?
He’s timeless.
4. Is there a correlation between penis size and the size of any other part of a man’s body?
Foreskin at a guess.
5. What would you like to see? Time. And lovely things. And then one horrible thing as a juxtaposition, then lots more lovely things to cheer me up. Possibly answering question 4.
6. What’s the best cocktail you’ve ever had (or made)?
Old Fashioned at Apartment 192. Its whisky and love.
7. Is celery pointless? If no, why? Celery’s point is humble but valid all the same.
8. What is your favourite Question? ‘Drink?’ Or variants thereof
9. Do blind people have a better sense of smell? Yes. But they’re still a bit gutted to be blind.
10. Do smelly people have better sight?
They’re a better sight to see.
1. can a swan break your arm?
yes. unless you are the queen of england, in which case you get to eat the swan. and if you eat a swan then the queen can break your arm. so she’s a bit like a swan herself. yuk, cannibalism.
2.head flush question.
no and no, but if onions wants to give it a go i’ll be back in england in a couple of days.
3. is mike old?
is mike oldfield?
4. penis size correlation?
the size of the penis is inversely proportional to the cicumference of the nose divided by the squared length of the pancreas. ie cxn/p*2=penis.
my pancreas is square so my penis is horrible.
5. what would you like to see?
more penis. preferably mike oldfield’s.
6. what’s the best cocktail you’ve ever had or made?
gin and tonic and gin
7. is celery pointless?
as far as i’m concerned, yes. but i don’t like bloody mary’s.
8. what is your favourite question?
one i never get asked.
9. do blind people have a better sense of smell?
is there a correltion between eyesight and expenditure on dog shampoo? we need a venn diagram. i love venn diagrams. in fact in answer to question 8 i should really say do you want to see a venn diagram is my favourite question.
10.do smelly people have better sight?
my vision is perfect except when i’m very drunk or hungover which is usually when i smell worst.
I would love to flush your head down the toilet timmy, just name the time and place.
wheres your answers robotdan, no neck, scrutiny and sociable. You pussies!
1. Can a swan break your arm?
Yes, but it will come after a few days of busting your balls.
2. Did you ever get your head flushed down the loo?
No.
3. Is Mike old?
Who is Mike? Mike from the Mechanics is dead. (Dammit Two Shoes. I can’t believe you usurped me with the Mike Oldfield joke!)
4. Is there a correlation between penis size and the size of any other part of a man’s body?
The balls?
5. What would you like to see?
David Lynch releasing a 90 minute long film.
6. What’s the best cocktail you’ve ever had (or made)?
I once made a Marmite Bender (gin, salt and marmite) for a man who deserved it. It was putrid. The best cocktail is a gin and tonic. It’ll still ruin you, but in a very clean way.
7. Is celery pointless? If no, why?
It’s great as a snack. Certainly not pointless.
8. What is your favourite Question?
“What time is it, boyyeeeee?”
9. Do blind people have a better sense of smell?
No, they have a worse sense of sight.
10. Do smelly people have better sight?
Yes. They can both see and stink for miles.