RobotDanThis article was published by RobotDan on July 25th 2006. This article has 2 comments.

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The Swelt

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Sweet Louise, it’s hot! Here’s a list of things you can do to cool down:

1. Live underground (this is how worms keep cool)
2. Live in the past (cf. old Christmas card images, the Thames freezing, a world before global warming)
3. Eat less coal (this is a fossil fuel)
4. Get as far away from the Earth’s core as you can
5. Think of an Inuit in ice
6. Stop complaining (this can cause your blood to boil)

Any more hints?

2 Comments to “The Swelt”

  1. This Space for Rent says:
    25/7/2006 at 3:21 pm

    Lick your finger then wet your earlobe. The peculiar sensation of trying to work out if you enjoyed that or not takes your mind of the heat.

  2. eskimo scrutiny says:
    3/8/2006 at 4:18 am

    Replace the sun with an iceberg. And take off all your clothes.