RobotDanThis article was published by RobotDan on April 20th 2006. This article has 4 comments.

Article Themes

Similar to this

Fountain of Regret

Fountain of Regret

Thirsty stranger, here is what I saw floating within this city drinking fountain:

  • Squirt cream canister
  • Tobacco pouch
  • Beer bottle
  • Stagnance

I did not stir to see what other offerings had been made.

4 Comments

  1. brutestrength
    April 22nd, 2006
    1:02 am

    Disgusting!
    The streets are hideous these days.
    Full of scum and vim.
    What about the dehydrated, decent folk?
    Where will they quench their thirst?
    With 70p bottles of Volvic no doubt…..

  2. Spring heeled Jack
    April 22nd, 2006
    8:47 am

    70p? Not in Lahndaan, mate!

  3. Fresh and Wild
    April 22nd, 2006
    10:39 am

    Volvic? More like bottled mineral water from Fiji.

  4. Oliver
    April 22nd, 2006
    1:25 pm

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/water/story/0,,1342848,00.html

    That Fiji stuff is ridiculous. £1.25 a litre?

    Not the kind of thing Lister was fantasising about at all.