Milk Demon
This article was published by RobotDan on February 25th 2006. This article has 12 comments.
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This is what happens when you spill your milk.
is it thaT rabbit from donnie darko?!
NO, it’s the Hideous Milk Demon.
This is what happens when you spill your milk.
That’s why when milk is spilt, I always throw an eggcup’s worth over my left shoulder.
no use crying over spilt milk demons.
No use screaming, either.
Look carefully, he’s not menacing - he’s DANCING.
Would you rather dance with a man made of milk or a man made of egg?
i’d like to milk a man made of egg.
How about your milkman?
Yes, let’s milk him!
like spoiled spoilt teens we’ll egg the milkman and milk the chicken, pray to dairy demons and fairy floss our spilt milk tears in the soil.
i want to join a cult.
Join the Milk Demon’s cult. It’s super.