The Ten Bombardments
The New Subcommandments, as found by Under Scrutiny & I.
1. Don’t go to church with your Christ on.
2. Don’t go to pray with your monk on.
3. Don’t form the cross with your arms on.
4. Don’t grow your hair with a Michael Finnagon.
5. Don’t give a baby a bonbon.
6. Don’t dunk your tea with a bourbon.
7. Don’t start your day with a cob-on.
8. Don’t start a fight with a mormon.
9. Don’t start your lunch with a cob-nob.
10. Thou shalt cordon all hormones for Big Nose.
don’t eat your greens with a strop on
don’t point our landmarks with a truncheon
Stop taking the piss, you bloody heathens. People have been martyred for these bombardments.
i don’t know where to put this but there is lots of interest here in canterbury, a lot of people want to do some articles, so in the next few weeks expect some interesting stuff!
Good stuff, Agent Hushdie.