Clever Bush
This is from Matthew Norman’s column in today’s Guardian.
‘We remain bedazzled by George Bush’s linguistic development. In March 2003, he spoke of “weapons of mass destruction.” In June, it was “weapons of mass destruction programmes”. By October, the formulation had mutated into “weapons of mass destruction-related programmes”. And in the state of the union address, it was “weapons of mass destruction-related programme activities”. I can’t see where he can go from there, but no doubt he’ll come up with something.’
Suggestions, anyone?
I believed we have discovered documents documenting “destructive Mass-related activity-programs” such as playing noughts and crosses in the confessional, altar hurdling, hoopla with the Lord of hosts and hopping the bible-belt.
This was found in Saddams luggage along with a copy of the bible and a flight training manual.
Also if you plug “Saddam scourge of the desert and subsequent ratty hole-hider” into the Bible Code, you get “truculent Catholic child in a confirmation bonnet”
Bomb the bad Catholic.
Bomb the bad Catholic? Wasn’t that something by Frank Black?