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  • Miracles of self-propelled human transport
    Posted by under scrutiny | August 23rd 2008
    One crippled leg folded over the other, seated on a low wooden cart, a flip-flop on the palm of  a hand acting in place of…
  • Stage Names for Elvis
    Posted by RobotDan | August 22nd 2008 | 2 comments
    Stage Names for Elvis Elvis Aaron Presley was born with a perfect name for the cultural icon of legend he became. It's hard to imagine another name behind him, illuminated on the stage. We have made a list of stage names he could have considered.
  • Which superpower?
    Posted by Bonnie Doon | August 22nd 2008 | 11 comments
    Which superpower? alittlepoison helps you evaluate the superpowers in this tight time of credit crunch.
  • Traditions of the caste
    Posted by under scrutiny | August 14th 2008
    The soldier - khaki uniform, rifle, four-foot bamboo cane - searches bags at the entrance to the Delhi metro. He does not actually search them,…
  • Anti global warming adverts
    Posted by Bonnie Doon | August 13th 2008
    Ask most alittlepoison.com contributors whether they like advertising and the answer will be a resounding ‘no’, but why don’t we like it? Perhaps because of…
  • Research
    Posted by Morton | August 12th 2008 | 2 comments
    Research
  • The Magical Sack
    Posted by under scrutiny | August 12th 2008 | 1 comment
    “Drum?” asks the man, pulling out a drum. “No drum, thanks,” I say. “Pipe for smoke?” “No pipe, don’t smoke.” “Snake-charmer flute?” He has one…
  • Summer Poetry Festival
    Posted by RobotDan | August 11th 2008 | 27 comments
    Write a poem to someone else's title in the comments of this post. Keep up the good work!
  • The Nigerian
    Posted by under scrutiny | August 10th 2008
    “Which church you are?” asks the flat-faced Nigerian who has decided to sit opposite me. “No church,” I say, “I’m an atheist.” “But you have…
  • In The Same Boat
    Posted by Pylon | August 10th 2008 | 1 comment
    In The Same Boat
  • The Ear-Cleaning Men
    Posted by under scrutiny | August 9th 2008 | 5 comments
    The Ear-Cleaning Men The ear-cleaning men pursue me through the park. I am being pursued by ear-cleaning men. They have showed me faded photographs of young Westerners like…
  • Gas: Bad News!
    Posted by Rowetta Onions | August 8th 2008 | 3 comments
    Gas: Bad News! With every 1% increase in gas prices thousands more people are falling into ‘Fuel Poverty’, so we’d better hope for a warm winter or the fuel poor will be faced with the decision of whether to Heat OR Eat!
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  • Blitzkrieg Bop 1
    Posted by Pylon | August 27th 2008 | 1 comment

    ... played on Ukuleles.
  • Barry Norman’s Pickles Update
    Posted by Shako Moonshine | August 24th 2008

    Update to this post: I've finally tracked down Norman's pickled onions. They are definitely a 15 rating.

  • George Orwell OMG ROLF!!!11
    Posted by RobotDan | August 15th 2008

    George Orwell's diaries are being published as a blog, each entry appearing seventy years after it was written. The diaries end in 1942. And 2012.
  • Insulate your House! 2
    Posted by salman hushdie | August 13th 2008 | 2 comments

    People are missing out on getting cheap insulation of their houses. If Rowetta's Article is anything to go by, we need everyone to take up this.
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    Posted by RobotDan | August 8th 2008 | 4 comments

    Now this is really interesting: can you guess the 100 most used English words in five minutes?
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